by TT Editor
One more thing….will the Apple Tablet be a bit rubbish?
9:52 am in Tech and Web by TT Editor
Apple Tablet is crap
There hasn’t been this much excitement for the arrival of a Tablet since Moses descended Mt Sinai with the 10 commandments. In homage to that great event here are TT’s 10 commandments for the upcoming Apple Tablet.
1) You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it. (Apple Fan Boys take note)
2) The Tablet shall have no keyboard but somehow we will convince ourselves it doesn’t matter
3) The Tablet shall save all crappy newspapers and old media print businesses (oh no you won’t)
4) You must not steal one
5) You will find a good use for it (hmm still thinking)
6) You will still want to buy an crappy non wi-fi’d E reader (oh no you won’t, goodbye Sony)
7) You shall not badger your boss for the next 6 months about why your business needs to have one
8) You shall not buy one of these without telling your wife and sneak it into the house
9) You must not be envious of your neighbour’s goods (if they have a Tablet)
10) You must not kill (it’s illegal)
After saying all that, I’m still going to line up with the rest of the Fan Boys and buy one.
Will the Apple Tablet be a bit rubbish?
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25.0% of the people predicted "Yes"
75.0% of the people predicted "No"Closing Date: February 16, 2010 | 1 point
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