Apple Tablet is crap

There hasn’t been this much excitement for the arrival of a Tablet since Moses descended Mt Sinai with the 10 commandments.  In homage to that great event here are TT’s 10 commandments for the upcoming Apple Tablet.

1) You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it. (Apple Fan Boys take note)
2) The Tablet shall have no keyboard but somehow we will convince ourselves it doesn’t matter
3) The Tablet shall save all crappy newspapers and old media print businesses (oh no you won’t)
4) You must not steal one
5) You will find a good use for it (hmm still thinking)
6) You will still want to buy an crappy non wi-fi’d E reader (oh no you won’t, goodbye Sony)
7) You shall not  badger your boss for the next 6 months about why your business needs to have one
8) You shall not buy one of these without telling your wife and sneak it into the house
9) You must not be envious of your neighbour’s goods (if they have a Tablet)
10) You must not kill (it’s illegal)

After saying all that, I’m still going to line up with the rest of the Fan Boys and buy one.

Will the Apple Tablet be a bit rubbish?

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25.0% of the people predicted "Yes"
75.0% of the people predicted "No"

Closing Date: February 16, 2010 | 1 point

What people are predicting (4): TT Editor is predicting "No"...fleur is predicting "Yes"...paulanslow is predicting "No"...janem is predicting "No"...

Now you can post your own predictions and share them with the world!  Just head on over to iPredict. It’s a bit like Twitter and super easy to use.

Tomorrow Times iPredict

Is the Apple Tablet Dead?

American Magazine PC World, today predicted that the much hyped and rumoured Apple Tablet will never see the light of day. Apple fanboys everywhere will be keeping their fingers crossed that journalist Ian Paul is wrong in saying “Let’s face it: the Apple tablet is a mirage created by legions of fanboys and tech dreamers. The closer you get to that mirage, the more you realize it’s not going to be there when you arrive. But then, off in the distance, an even brighter and more beautiful tablet is envisioned for a day that will never come. It’s a nice dream, but it’s just not going to happen.”

Cast your predictions now for whether Apple will release a Tablet before June 2010.

Will Apple release a Tablet before June 2010?

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0.0% of the people predicted "Yes"
100.0% of the people predicted "No"

Closing Date: January 8, 2010 | 1 point

What people are predicting (6): TT Editor is predicting "No"...janem is predicting "No"...Pocketmonster is predicting "No"...paulanslow is predicting "No"...simon is predicting "No"...fleur is predicting "No"...